Aaah. Nothing that first cup of coffee, then blearily treading in fresh dog poo barefoot, and feeling it squidge through your toes. Stankie and I have to have a frank man-to-dog exchange of views.
Treading on dog poo barefoot is my number two instant put-me-in-a-bad-mood thing (second to banging my head really hard). HOWEVER, with a face like that looking up at you how could you possibly get angry? MAN that is a cute thing. A real chick puller, heh?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...fuck. this morning i felt like a dog had pooed in my head...or rather a hyena...stonking great hideous hang over...so at least you didn;t have one of these AND step in the dog poo....x
Aaah. Nothing that first cup of coffee, then blearily treading in fresh dog poo barefoot, and feeling it squidge through your toes. Stankie and I have to have a frank man-to-dog exchange of views.
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Treading on dog poo barefoot is my number two instant put-me-in-a-bad-mood thing (second to banging my head really hard). HOWEVER, with a face like that looking up at you how could you possibly get angry? MAN that is a cute thing. A real chick puller, heh?
Stankie is indeed a chick puller. Sadly I haven't capitalized on any of this passing totty. I just hang in background, shy.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...fuck. this morning i felt like a dog had pooed in my head...or rather a hyena...stonking great hideous hang over...so at least you didn;t have one of these AND step in the dog poo....x
Janelle try this:
2 raw eggs
black pepper
tabasco
Down the lot. It works.
Have you read Barbara Trapido?
Tessa,
I loved "Frankie and Stankie" so much I named my then-new labrador and pug after it. It's definitely my best Trapido.
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