My digsmate Nick is tired of being my pug puppy Stankie's bitch. (Someone) told him that if you bite a pug's ear, it calms down and shows you respect from then on. He tried this last night. Stankie yelped, looked at him for a fraction, then said; 'Game on, mutherfucker!' and beat seven shades of shit out of him.Nick has returned to being Stankie's personal whipping boy. I can hear the screams now this morning as she leaps onto his bed, waking him with a bite on the face.
Nick has turned to The Good Book for comfort; namely this passage:
'2 Corinthians 12:7 - Because of the surpassing greatness of the revelations, for this reason, to keep me from exalting myself, there was given me a thorn in the flesh, a messenger of Satan to torment me, and it shall pass through this world in cute pug form.'
Amen.
6 comments:
LOL!
I wish you would post more often, I always leave here with a smile :)
Why thank you shebee.
What happened to yesterday's post?
dolce, am faffing here. Got several anti comments to lonely guy. So took it off and am having a think.
Aaah.
It's because they all want to be Paris Hilton - and they're not even ashamed of it. It makes them wicked and evil and shameless in the face of Nick. Poor thing.
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