Wednesday, 3 October 2007

Satan in a Furry Pug-sized Jumpsuit

My digsmate Nick is tired of being my pug puppy Stankie's bitch. (Someone) told him that if you bite a pug's ear, it calms down and shows you respect from then on. He tried this last night. Stankie yelped, looked at him for a fraction, then said; 'Game on, mutherfucker!' and beat seven shades of shit out of him.

Nick has returned to being Stankie's personal whipping boy. I can hear the screams now this morning as she leaps onto his bed, waking him with a bite on the face.

Nick has turned to The Good Book for comfort; namely this passage:
'2 Corinthians 12:7 - Because of the surpassing greatness of the revelations, for this reason, to keep me from exalting myself, there was given me a thorn in the flesh, a messenger of Satan to torment me, and it shall pass through this world in cute pug form.'



SheBee said...


I wish you would post more often, I always leave here with a smile :)

fush and chips said...

Why thank you shebee.

Dolce said...

What happened to yesterday's post?

fush and chips said...

dolce, am faffing here. Got several anti comments to lonely guy. So took it off and am having a think.

Dolce said...


K said...

It's because they all want to be Paris Hilton - and they're not even ashamed of it. It makes them wicked and evil and shameless in the face of Nick. Poor thing.