Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Seffrican Inglish Litruhchah Gaaahd


Ov Maas end Mehn
Thay lank por. Thuh thik big oke kulls uh maaahs, thenn he kulls Currrlee’s waaahf, so hus frend sehs “Ull teyill yoo uhbout tha rebbets” end shewts hum un thuh hed. Thuh ehhnd.

Lawd ov tha Flaaas
Thees kuds hev a pleinkresh, soe thay maik uh faaah wuth Puh-ggee’s glossis, but thehn  thay kull hum awn a stoen. Thehn thay kull ah waaahld bor end chow ut. Thehn oll thuh kuds faaaht lenk end kull eech utha.

Tha Raaam ov tha Ainshint Marina
Thus oke goes aaahn uh bote. Hee duzznt laaahk seeegolls, so he shewts wun wuth a crawsboe. Baaaht thehn ehvreewun daaahs, soe he puts thuh seegoll rind hees nek. Aaaah gawt bawd ofta thet.

Tha Uld Men end thuh See
Thus uld oke ketchus uh grate whaaat shok, but awll thuh uthuh shoks chow ut tull thehs just uh hed left. He gos huhome end daaahs.

Chawllee end thuh Chalklit Fektree
Thus med ruch oke kulls ol these kuds wun bi wun un frunt orf theh perents. Lenk fukt aaap shut.

Ketcha un Thuh Raaah
Mostli thuh boek uhs just hum taukkeen too humself, uhbowt lenk kak Uh woent diskraab nyow. He gos sumwheh and byes a prawstitoo   prossdidoo   hoar, but he jus tauks too hir eefin mor.

Uh Klaukwirk Orinj
This “droog” (oke) Eleks hez uh geng awf chaaahnas hoo mishin uhrownd end klap beggas, then raip peepull un uh laaaney haus. But thuh kopse ketch Eleks end mayk hum wotch lenk vyelint biskopes wuth KAK klessikull muhoosik.

1 comment:

Janelle said...

jass. ah em a englush teecha end ah hev lernd sah mutch heeah. do yoo lekcha enyweh? yew shuhd guv a leksha for ted torks.